The Great Haiku Garage Giveaway #3
Sunday, February 8, 2009 at 12:01AM UPDATE!! And now to vote for this weeks finalists, which we've chosen by consulting a team of Hollywood script readers. As such - we cannot be held responsible for the finalists chosen, nor can we guarantee that your haiku won't be seen in an upcoming episode of Two And A Half Men.
(Insider voting hint/shameless plug: Use the Email Article link below to send to friends and family -- while they're here tell them to take a look around our site.)
Haiku #1
Hope to join the club
The contest drives me to write
Winning with five votes
Haiku #2
The stick can't be beat.
But Where is "Uncertainty"?
Down the Hole Alice!
Haiku #3
Total Consciousness,
On My Deathbed Would Be Nice,
Can't I Have It Now?!
Good Luck
With this week's giveaway we can't offer total consciousness but we do have a really cool golf club that will help you hit like the Dalai Lama.
We think Bill Murray said it best...
So I jump ship in Hong Kong and make my way over to Tibet, and I get on as a looper at a course over in the Himalayas. A looper, you know, a caddy, a looper, a jock. So, I tell them I'm a pro jock, and who do you think they give me? The Dalai Lama, himself. Twelfth son of the Lama. The flowing robes, the grace, bald... striking. So, I'm on the first tee with him. I give him the driver. He hauls off and whacks one - big hitter, the Lama - long, into a ten-thousand foot crevasse, right at the base of this glacier. Do you know what the Lama says? Gunga galunga... gunga, gunga-galunga. So we finish the eighteenth and he's gonna stiff me. And I say, "Hey, Lama, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know." And he says, "Oh, uh, there won't be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness." So I got that goin' for me, which is nice.
This week we really went to the garage! We found (among other things) a golf club. It's a Tour Edge brand Bazooka JMax 3 Iron/Wood Hybrid. That just ROLLS off the tongue!!! Maybe it's just the golf club you've been looking for. Our estimated shipping is $15.00, which brings it over the "Our Treat" limit, and means that you will pay for shipping. If you find yourself bewildered by any of this - read the Rules and Regulations, as well as FAQ's here.
Remember, your haiku need to be about the prize, and your email need to be included with your haiku. No one can see it but us - we checked.
Good Luck, and Happy Haiku To You!
Reader Comments (5)
twin flames in the dark
hope ignites in the darkness
love blooms burns white hot
Thank you so much for entering Country Boy. Since your Haiku starts with the words Twin Flames, we suspect that you were hoping for candlesticks. We've moved on - and this week the prize is a golf club! ALSO - to all who enter: please put your email address into the comment. No one wiil see it but us, and we need it to get you your prize!
Hope to join the club
The contest drives me to write
Winning with five votes
The stick can't be beat.
But Where is "Uncertainty"?
Down the Hole Alice!
Total Consciousness,
On My Deathbed Would Be Nice,
Can't I Have It Now?!