The Great Haiku Garage Giveaway #4
OK. picking this weeks finalists were easy. There were only three entries! But those entries... they rock!!! So get to voting, and good luck.
Haiku #1
The old TV show
A classic for sure, the new?
Unknown to us now.
Haiku #2
Bruce Wayne is angry!
He and the D.P. are through!
(Professionally.)
Haiku #3
Bale's a perfect fit.
West, Keaton, Clooney, all quit.
Joker Rest in Peace
Na na na na na na na na
Na na na na na na na na
Na na na na na na na na...
BATMAN!!!!!!!!
Well, actually The Dark Knight. Widescreen Edition DVD, new and unopened, PLUS...a coupon (possibly expired) for a "FREE order of NEW Chocolate Pastry Delights! from Papa Johns. See inside panel for details." (emphasis not my own)
I haven't "see[n]inside for details" because: 1) I didn't want to peel here sullying the shrink wrap on the CD, and 2) I didn't want to ruin the hope of our prize winner as to whether they might be getting a free Chocolate Pastry Delight from Papa Johns. Oooh - the suspense is going to kill us all. We are hoping that the winner of this fine prize will let us know if, in fact, they did get a free Chocolate Pastry Delight from Papa Johns, and if they ate it while they watched The Dark Knight. If it were up to us we would mandate that they did so, but we will allow the winner a certain amount of autonomy on the matter. Reluctantly.
Remember: The winning Haiku will have something to do with the prize, and also will not suck.
Good luck, and remember to include your email address in your entry!
Reader Comments (5)
The old TV show / A classic for sure, the new? / Unknown to us now.
Bruce Wayne is angry!
He and the D.P. are through!
(Professionally.)
Wow Yo Lama you've got my vote. I'm taking my ball and going home.
@ Gerry -- I think what you meant was maybe...
Wow Yo Lama you've
Got my vote. I'm taking my
Ball and going home
Great one -- good luck!!
Bale's a perfect fit.
West, Keaton, Clooney, all quit.
Joker Rest in Peace