A Guest Post From Mark Twain

The gentle reader will never, never know what a consummate ass he can become until he goes abroad. I speak now, of course, in the supposition that the gentle reader has not been abroad, and therefore is not already a consummate ass. If the case be otherwise, I beg his pardon and extend to him the cordial hand of fellowship and call him brother.
- Innocents Abroad

Comments

[noho1960]

ohhhhhhh, soooooo good.
thank's for the diversion from my bad novel writing.
xo

[Bob & Brenna Redpath]

I hope to read the bad novel sometime -- is it anything like SNL's Bad Theater? "There... That wasn't so good now, was it?"