Hey Everybody,
Thanks for being here. We can't tell you how amazed and delighted we are that you come around from time to time.
We're calling in a solid. Part of our master plan to take over the universe involves having a website that has an overwhelming and exploding population. It also would really help us get a publisher interested. So we're asking you to tell a few friends about us. Send a quick email. Drop our name at lunch, or dinner. Maybe at lunch and dinner, providing you're having those two meals with different people.
Or, if you're a rabid fan, you could host a What! You Don't Know About This Fabulous Site Yet?!? party and invite a few hundred close friends and neighbors.Tell everyone to study up first, as there will be a trivia contest, and give out prizes to the person with the most correct answers. Here's a sample:
What blog got the most responses ever?
Answer: The news that Brenna was going to dye her hair brown.
Actually that's kinda sad. Don't use that question. Think up another one. But the point is that we would love to grow, and you're just the man, or woman, to make it happen.
Thanks for considering my proposal. I will personally come over and cook every one of you dinner at your house when I get to wherever you live.
For real.
But not really.
Brenna
P.S. It's snowing again. It's my fault too, because just yesterday I said to myself "I bet we're done with snow for a while" I really have to be more careful.